Saturday, September 10, 2016

Top 5 over-rated sex locations

1. Beach
Salt plus sand. One word: chafing.

2. Public toilets
Unhygienic.

3. Mile-high club
Too cramped and clichéd.

4. Office
All the sexiness of a hospital/morgue.

5. Car/car park
Uncomfortable/weird.

2 comments :

Caspar said...

The unavoidable implication being that you know all this from experience. So come on, give us more detail! There must be five good stories here!

Barnaby said...

I'm very innocent. Only done a couple of the five. My lips are sealed!