Salisbury is sumptuous
And Devizes, divine
Bradford (on Avon), beautiful
Avebury is ace
Lacock, like a peacock
Shrewton, shrewd
Malmesbury has a malthouse
Pewsey is pleasant
Tisbury 'tis interesting
Mere, sincere
Alton Barnes, beguiling
And Honey Street, real sweet.
But Bishopstrow is boring
And Warminster worse
Trowbridge is terrible
Westbury, a curse
I hate Heytesbury
Stonehenge is stern
Codford is fishy
Chitterne: a shit urn
Chippenham's crap
Swindon, a slum
Marlborough, mundane
And Wilton... waning.
Sunday, December 11, 2011
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2 comments :
Chitterne is actually quite pretty, I'll have you know.
Maybe do a London one next? I have a suggestion for a couple of lines too, just to help you along:
'Putney, full of plonkers, Wandsworth all wankers...'
Thanks. I may use those lines.
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