I know, I know, all you girls love Owen Wilson with his cute, shaggy dog look. But ask yourself, has he ever been in a really good film? What do you mean you don't care? What do you mean he doesn't care either?
1. Marmaduke
2. Marley and Me
3. How Do You Know?
4. You, Me and Dupree
5. I Spy
6. The Haunting
7. Shanghai Noon
8. Drillbit Taylor
9. The Big Bounce
10. The Wedding Crashers
You know what #1? I haven't even heard of half of these films, let alone seen them. I think I've seen Marmaduke and Marley and Me – both dog films – and some people actually think these are good but in my humble opinion they are among the worst films ever made. You know what #2? I could probably do a top twenty he's been in that many bad films, but I can't be bothered. You know what #3? Tears of a clown and all that… depressed Wilson tried to kill himself in 2007; maybe he does care after all.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
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3 comments :
He's LOVELY. I LOVE him. Ok, ok, so these films are pretty crap, but he was good in all the Wes Anderson films, good in Starsky & Hutch, almost good in Night at the Museum, and really quite great in Fantastic Mr Fox, although that was only his voice...
The bottom line is, he's just really really cute, and that's what matters.
Hey Barn, c'mon, don't be like that. It's just not cool. You know, a lot of really cool people like dogs, and also really dig my films so hey, isn't it kind of great when I combine the two? Ok, so I probably won't be winning any awards any time soon but my films aren't all bad, are they? And it's all about entertaining people, you know? That's what I am, I'm an entertainer, dude, and I'm pretty darn good at it too.
Yes you are, Owen, I totally agree.
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