Notes on jobs and girlfriends

You can't get a woman unless you've got a job, and you probably haven't got time for a woman if you've got a job. You're more likely to get another job if you're already in a job, and you're more likely to get another girlfriend if you've already got a girlfriend. In short, women and employers like to know that their prospective boyfriends and employees are in demand. Most people seamlessly transfer from job to job, partner to partner. But when it comes to both of them, I'm sort of like the Groucho Marx quote, as in (to misquote), I wouldn't want to work for a company that would want to employ me, and I wouldn't want a woman who wanted me – there'd be something wrong with them, most likely.